I asked you to help me pick out underwear, and you got a boner. How come? 🥵

I'm screwed 😳 I got a secretary inside. I'll give you a bonus and forget it 😶

They fuck themselves, and I'm supposed to jerk off to them? No, I'd rather do mfm

When your girlfriend's sick, give her aspirin and cum on her ass

You want two cocks inside you? Then get your ass ready and get on your knees

You can't just pass an exam like that 🤔 🤔 friend girl said you have to give it to the teacher

Fucked a teacher instead of a whore 🫣 It's a mistake, it's a mistake

You're so cum-covered, go for a walk

Of course I want to cum in you! But then what will I tell my father 😰

Guys, take it easy, will you? In this position, you'll tear my asshole

She's back, but not to me, but to my dick. She misses a good fuck

Yeah, he took a psychologist's dick in his mouth. His wife's getting a divorce anyway

I've been waiting for a big dick! It can come twice in a row 🤤

Are you sure no one's gonna burn us? Because I've never been fucked in two dicks before

When I get rich, I won't tell anyone, but the signs will be there

Four on one. Let's go! 🩷 I want dicks in my mouth, pussy and ass 🩷

After sex, will you make me wet my whole body? I'd like that. 👉🏻👈🏻

Showing your boobs, thank you, but I want sex! Is that too much to ask?

Honey, that's my bro! Of course we're gonna fuck you together

There's plenty of cum, and that's not the limit - it's just the way you have to jerk your cock like that

We met for sex, but she's got tits like that, I want to be with her

I don't give a fuck about board games, I'm going to my neighbor's to have sex 🫢

She's so high 🔥 And licking everywhere and getting fucked by 2 big dicks

That's why I don't cheat on a girl, I come on her friends in front of her